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The lizard looks up and says “Hey, what are you doing?” The monkey says “Smoking a joint. Come up and join me.” So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey, and they have another joint. After a while, the lizard says his mouth is ‘dry’, and that he’s going to get a drink from the...

A mature (over 40) lady gets pulled over for speeding…Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?Officer : Ma'am, you were speeding. #funny, #joke, #humor

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Spring is in the air, which means it's time for some spring cleaning - or putting off spring cleaning, depending on who you are. So for all the procrastinators or cleaning fiends who need a break from washing, dusting, organizing, and other household chores, Bored Panda has compiled a list of hilarious cleaning memes that would make Mr. Clean proud.

Life is tough, so why not make everything funny? When things get heavy and you start to feel overwhelmed and burdened and stressed, look to these

Funniest jokes for kids will crack up your child. These family-friendly, funny and clean jokes are guaranteed to make kids laugh and create fun moments for both kids and adults. From puns, witty one-liners and clever riddles to kid-friendly humor, hilarious jokes for kids will brighten up your day and spread laughter all around. Get ready for non-stop giggles, laughter, and fun!

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