When I was I built my own kart out of wood. I think it had proper kart wheels! It lasted me about a year before my mum found it in our cottage house and she threw it in the garbage/waste truck. Bucket list: build a motor cart.
Shoot your alarm clock to turn it off each morning. but wouldn't you have to grab the gun which takes the same time as turning the alarm clock off. and then you'd have to shoot the target when you're half asleep to turn the darn thing off.