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A Selection of 28 #Funny #Quotes and #Sayings to Make You Smile

Fuck it is one of the words I use the Most ! "Fuck It" Sound like my decision making sometimes.

Hahahah!!

Stop waiting for Prince Charming. Get up and find him. The poor idiot may be stuck in a tree or something.omg, i don't need a prince charming, but this is hysterical!

Someone said to me, 'You're hard on your kids.' Yeah, that's why they aren't little assholes. | See more about one day and people.

I won't apologize for making sure my kids have manners and treat others with respect and can behave in public. More people need to be harder on their kids IMHO.

Haha!

Sometimes I hate when people give me encouragement. I feel like saying 'Shut up I know I can do it, I just don't want to.' THis is mean when it comes to exercising

I want to win the lottery...because cooking is bullshit! .....The voices in my head  rottenecards.com

Wish this said dishes are bullshit! I don't mind the cooking part. It's the cleaning up I hate to do! So I avoid both!

Once upon time a man asked a girl to marry him. She said no & lived happily ever after & never cooked & her sugar daddy bought her stuff.

Once upon time a man asked a girl to marry him. She said no lived happily ever after never cooked her sugar daddy bought her stuff.