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"The little kid next door just opened his window and yelled,"what is 27 plus 4?"and I yelled back, "its 31" and he said,"Thank you god". I'm dying!"

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Something similar happened to me. When I was five my kindergarten teacher got pregnant and as her belly got bigger, I thought I must be pregnant too and told my parents. And that's how I learned what fat is.

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French stories. I'm sensing a theme here...

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WHAT. LEO WON AN OSCAR? IS THIS REAL?

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Alexandr Camelton. My name is Alexander Camelton. And there's a million things i haven't done. But just you wait, just you wait...

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What makes this more funny is that he has an etch a sketch in his desk

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"And what a thick channel it was" -Phil Lester IM IN LOVE WITH THIS PART

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