"Do you ever zone out but you're aware that you're zoned out, but you're too lazy to zone back in "
"*History class in 2100* Teacher: So, we've finished 2015. On to 2017! Students: But what about 2016- Teacher: We don't talk about 2016..."
"*See's crush dab* Me: *sigh* Why are the pretty ones always stupid?" "
"I'm Muslim, so I always request to work Christmas day to give my colleagues that chance to enjoy Christmas with their family than being at work. "
"When most girls go out in public in sweats and a messy bun they look like models, when I do it I get mistaken for a homeless person and run into my crush"
"I'm a 2nd grade teacher and today I decided to dress up a little and wear lipstick and one of my students said "Ms. T, you look like a princess today". Made my heart melt. "
"Dude if I ever date someone we're gonna have sing offs, go on dumbass adventures, and have Netflix marathons. "
"  *rewinds tape with a pencil*  *gets angry when accidentally closes the music app*"
"You ever have imaginary arguments with other people, just making yourself mad?"
PLEASE, BUILD A MONUMENT IN HONOR TO OBAMA, SUCH SELF-CONTROL, FUCK << as opposed to Donald trump, yeah // jeweledowl812 ✧