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Tina Fey Feet

Tina Fey, Smart, pretty, successful and she doesn't need to show her body to do it.

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Tina Fey quote. "Every girl is expected to have caucasian blue eyes, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin, with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, tiny Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner , the hips of a 10 year old boy, the arms of Michelle Obama, & doll tits, this is why everyone is struggling."

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“And from that day forward, women embraced their diversity and realized that all shapes and sizes are beautiful. Ah ha ha. No. I’m totally messing with you. All Beyonce and JLo have done is add to the laundry list of attributes women must have to qualify as beautiful. Now every girl is expected to have Caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a…

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from Crushable

Tina Fey Will Star As The Boss In The Intern But Who Will She Mentor?

On physical attributes every woman is now expected to have: "Caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine year old boy, the arms of Michelle Obama, and doll tits"

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"Every girl is expected to have caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall butt, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, and the arms of Michelle Obama. The only person close to actually achieving this look is Kim Kardashian, who, as we know, was made by Russian scientists to sabotage our athletes. Everyone else is struggling." - Tina Fey.

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A way to remind yourself that you're perfect the way you are, because lets face it, it would take an interesting bag of genetics to accomplish that.

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from Entertainment Weekly's EW.com

Tina Fey's stylish homage to Brigitte Bardot -- EXCLUSIVE PHOTO

"Every girl is expected to have Caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall butt, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, and the arms of Michelle Obama. The only person close to actually achieving this look is Kim Kardashian, who, as we know, was made by Russian scientists to sabotage our athletes. Everyone else is struggling. - Tina Fey"

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