This is going on my humor board because there is no way in hell I'm tainting my Star Wars board with Jar Jar Binx #StarWarsHumor. NOTE: Ignore the header and link information, dagnabit! Of course Jar Jar isn't a Harry Potter character. He shouldn't even be a Star Wars character. Actually, do click through the link. It's pretty funny.
I've entertained ALL of these. 1 is basically true, although I really like the Belated Media version of the prequels, that just extracts Jar Jar. The whole Solo twins theory is the only one I outright reject of these. For so many reasons.