Your presence isn't even required!
If you kiss my neck, You better rip your fucking clothes off.
33 Hilarious E-Cards That Are Better At Flirting Than You’ve Ever Been | Page 2 | Thought Catalog
Sorry I wasn't listening... I was too busy thinking about having sex with you.
33 Hilarious E-Cards That Are Better At Flirting Than You’ve Ever Been | Thought Catalog
Let's see, we broke your table at your house in McCormick...but so far our kitchen table has held up pretty well!
He says this all the time (smh)
I just want someone who wants to hang out all the time, thinks I'm the best person in the world, and wants to have sex with only me. | Flirting Ecard