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Ha This is me! If you don't want to hear the truth, don't ask!

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"Different ways of saying "I love you" : "Put your seat belt on." "Watch your step." "Did you eat?" "How was your day?" "Get some rest." You just have to listen."

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from The Funny Beaver

52 Of The Funniest Quotes Ever

The most dangerous animal in the world... is a smiling woman sitting in silence.

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Smile at strangers. We're in this together. - You never know who's falling in love with your smile.

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Just Another Funny Quotes and Sayings Compilation | News | Design | Arts | Tech…

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Amen!! There are certain names for those other people, but they already know that! Ha!!

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Quotes Of The Day – 12 Pics

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"We should start referring to "Age" as "Levels”, So "I'm at level 32" sounds more badass than just being an old person."

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Funny Pictures Of The Day – 34 Pics

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