People who have been single for too long are the hardest to love. They have become so used to being single, independent and self-sufficient that it takes something extraordinary to convince them that they need you in their life.
I have to find a guy who 1. Doesn't care I'm weird 2. Doesn't care I'm totally unpopular 3. Likes my music. 4. Cute. 5. If he's a fan boy bonus points to him. 6. Doesn't give a frickle frackle that I'm asexual. 7. Thinks I'm skinny enough and pretty enough. 8. Helps me through my depression and doesn't get mad. So to put it bluntly... I'm gonna be single forever.