<b>"I used to think avocados were dinosaur eggs."</b> These silly kid confessions come from the secret-sharing app <a href="http://go.redirectingat.com?id=74679X1524629&sref=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Ferinchack%2Fridiculously-funny-examples-of-kid-logic&url=http%3A%2F%2Fbit.ly%2F1m4z4sG&xcust=3115573%7CBFLITE&xs=1" target="_blank">Whisper</a>.
"There was an overweight lady at my gym being harassed by a group jerks. I revoked their memberships and offered the lady a free personal trainer for the month. She's clearly trying to get healthy and that's what my gym is for! "