"My secret crush and I made eye contact today. I melted a little inside." Download the Whisper app for more.
"Everyone acts like being an introvert is a bad thing.Sorry, it's just my personality. I don't want to hang out with people when the only thing people my age do is make bad life choices and gossip."
"I once saw someone skipping rocks and eating a sandwich on the beach. He tossed his sandwich in the water and bit the rock and froze and I just watched him die a little inside :("
"Math and meth sound very Similar, except one ruins your life, and then there is just meth. "
I wish life we're only so easy...
""Wait, turn the radio off, I can't see." Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you... my mother"
"Dude if I ever date someone we're gonna have sing offs, go on dumbass adventures, and have Netflix marathons. "
"Have you ever met someone and felt an instant connection, but somehow missed your chance to really get to know them? "
Do you ever feel depressed over the smallest things and then when people ask what's wrong you feel like you can't tell them because it's so insignificant?
"My girlfriend just called me and asked me why I had flowers delivered to the apartment... They're for her birthday... She forgot her own birthday "