I'm sorry I slapped you.
One a day keeps the psyche doc away
Wishful thinking More
This is exactly what I should tell him now. And I should have told him then, although he has certainly gotten a lot worse than he was then.
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loving this one....
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Or when they ask, Did you find everything you were looking for?" I look sadly at my spouse and say no but you can ring him up for me anyway; and I will be needing help to my car.
Apparently "spite" is not an appropriate answer to "what motivates you?"