Kill the humans and eat them is all I want to do already. Can I please be a bear. Just please.

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Kill the humans and eat them is all I want to do already. Can I please be a bear.

You're just so far out of your league that it's actually sad at this point!

Sweetie, leave the sarcasm and insults to the pros. You're gonna hurt yourself. Go play in traffic.

"I'm not great at advice, can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?" - Chandler Bing

" I'm not great at advice, can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? " - Chandler Bing<<<<Chandler is da best

35 Funny Quotes That Will Make Your Day

35 Funny Quotes That Will Make Your Day

It's best not to sugar coat things. | "I am the friend you have to explain to your other friends before they meet me." -Unknown

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I meet my friends dad and his first response was wow she really is tall -_- this happens so often stars

B O U N D A R I E S Most everyone has the opportunity to sit at my table, but not everyone deserves to stay seated.

The older I get, ;the more I realize the value of privacy, of cultivating your circle and only letting certain people in. You can be open, honest, and real while still understanding not everyone deserves a seat at the table of your life.

Oh, my bad. I'm sorry for bothering you. I forgot I only exist when you need me for something. Sarcastic quotes on PictureQuotes.com.

I'm sorry for bothering you. I forgot I only exist when you need me for something. This is priceless and true. Too many users in my life

"Ew, people." | Just because you have good social skills doesn't mean you actually like people.

21 Hilarious, Sassy & Sometimes Moody Quotes Any Aquarius Will Love

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Every day fucking coward.  Own up to it blonde bitch.  She will find out eventually it was all you.

Every day fucking coward. Own up to it blonde bitch. She will find out eventually it was all you.

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I've looked in the mirror and the person I see is the person I wanna hold down in water

36 Of The Best Funny Quotes Ever

36 Of The Best Funny Quotes Ever

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Give it to 'em GOOD.

50 Comebacks Will Leave Them SPEECHLESS (& And Make YOU Laugh)

Sometimes people just need to hear it. Check out these comebacks, funny quotes and sassy (and utterly sarcastic) insults to let them know how you REALLY feel.

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