The Republican Jesus would denounce the real Jesus as a dangerous liberal. Just the other day, Sarah Palin said that she was unsure of the new Pope. She said that he seemed "kinda liberal". Little does she know that those previous Popes, who hoarded wealth and power like Republicans, have nothing to do with the teachings of Christ.
Truth be told... Why ? I think they have become sociopathic by losing their capacity for compassion and empathy and have replaced it with selfishness and greed by helping profitable corporations and enriching the wealthy.