Because nothing says "I could set the building on fire" like a red stapler. Somebody else's building, of course.
4 Nerd Points if you like the pretty red stapler. 5 points if you can name the movie. Bonus points if you feel your life IS that movie!
We need one for the office. <-- only stapler I've found more awesome than a red swingline.
Excuse me, I believe you have my stapler... Great movie! Fabulous stapler!!
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We let our studio assistant Georgia order a new stapler because ours, while classic, are not always fully functioning anymore. Our new red Swingline arrived today!
People sometimes form very strong bonds to inanimate objects. This is especially the case when you come into daily contact with, say, a red Swingline stapler.