"I'm from New Jersey. I don't pump gas. I curse a lot. I judge you by your exit off the parkway. I know that 65 mph means 80. I know that we're tough. I know that when disaster strikes, we come together and stay strong. I'm from New Jersey, and it's not dirty, it's home." -The Smart Blonde
When I order a plain pizza in Florida, they always ask "you mean with just cheese?" and I'm tempted to say I mean just dough but I'm afraid that's how they would send it. They also think when your pizza is well done and a little dark that it's burnt.