It really will all end that badly. If it 100% has to be there by - insert date here - remember that nothing says "I love you" more than a last minute present from your nearest gas station (sorry !). Actually even if it is rubbish we'll still give it a go, as lets face it, the money's always handy. | eBay!
"This man has no survival instinct as a black person" Very true which is why this must be a secret comedy and not a horror. Even i would of sprinted to lightly jogged to the nearest waffle house/gas station right after the deer/cop incident to get home. So either he dies right away or he sacrifices himself to save the others, but with zero press, and no one having a clue on it this has to be a secret comedy.