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"Every procrastinator ever- If tomorrow isn't the due date, Today isn't the do date."

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"My boyfriend and I both hate kids. When he says it, no one bats an eye. Yet when I say it, everyone jumps in to say I'll change my mind."

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"I cringe every time I hear a woman use the word "hubby." I can't stand it."

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""I'll get out of bed at 10" *checks time; 10:03* "Oops looks like I've gotta wait until 11 now Hahah" #Lazyproblems"

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