Sit on down. Have a drink with a goddess. Here at the Muse Club, we've got stain-resistant carpeting, unlimited organic apple juice, and everything is baby-proofed. Under myth-inspired names, parents come here to share their real, uncensored thoughts. We're single, partnered, married, parents of one or more, with kids of every age. We laugh, we cry, we share jokes and we bond over our exciting adventures and the musings that make us human.