Some stories just don't have a happy ending - Jodi Picoult - quote - Word porn teach theme by giving the kids the theme to write a story about then flip and give the story and they pick their own theme
Moral of the story: never tell River Song something is cool. And never wear anything on your head. At least she hasn't shot the Bow tie yet. And the Doctor would be dead. <-- she likes the bow tie is why.