I was at a restaurant, I saw a guy wearing a leather jacket at the same time he was eating a hamburger and drinking a glass of milk. I said “Dude, you are a cow. The metamorphosis is complete. Don’t fall asleep, I will tip you over.” Mitch Hedberg FTW
Mitch Hedberg's Amazing Letter To The Uni-Ball Pen Company
Mitch Hedberg's Spectacular Letter to the Uni-Ball Pen Company..."the security guy handed me one of your gel impact pens to do the job. it was a very satisfying writing experience to say very little." RIP mitch.