The subject is Horatian. In my experience, Michael Bay films revolve around explosions and action. The value of action within hollywood movies is inherent, as well as Michael Bay's reputation for directing said hollywood movies. The goal of the article is to reinforce Bay's reputation. Even when claiming he wants to film a romantic comedy, the romance happens to be between two explosions. To me, the article isn't funny because of the subject, it's funny because of how long it is.
Michael Bay Hires Writer For Futuristic Cosmic Motors Movie