Cosmetic Lad moisturizer: Gentlemen, listen up. Gone are the days of considering yourself ‘too manly’ to dab on moisturizer after shaving! We whipped up our soothing aloe vera and lavender extract cream to combat post-shaving soreness. Chamomile extract, marigold and chickweed ease irritations, while rich cocoa butter moisturizes dry or red areas. Plus, our inventors formulated Cosmetic Lad to smell like tangerine ice cream to lure women to the men who use it. Now have we got your attention?