Bahahaha am I that tired that these jokes made me laugh so hard?

Bahahaha am I that tired that these jokes made me laugh so hard?

I'd be like Pluto out there. Furthest thing from a life and most people don't even think of me as human anymore<---I can't even

I'd be like Pluto out there. Furthest thing from a life and most people don't even think of me as human anymore<---I can't even

A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says "uno, dos..."*poof*... He disappeared without a tres.

A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says "uno, dos..."*poof*... He disappeared without a tres.

"Just think you are here not by chance but by GOD's choosing. His hand formed you and made you the person you are. He compares you to no one else; you are one of a kind. You lack nothing that His grace can't give you. He has allowed you to be here at this time in history to fulfil His special purpose for this generation. You are GOD's servant in GOD's place at GOD's perfect time." ~ Roy Lessin

"Just think you are here not by chance but by GOD's choosing. His hand formed you and made you the person you are. He compares you to no one else; you are one of a kind. You lack nothing that His grace can't give you. He has allowed you to be here at this time in history to fulfil His special purpose for this generation. You are GOD's servant in GOD's place at GOD's perfect time." ~ Roy Lessin

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