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I have heard this before, but if you say beautiful model's house. Then it would be a great pickup line!

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I told my little bro to start me off on a knock knock joke and I said 'its open' and he said "Can you stop saying that plz?" hehe

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from BuzzFeed

i am positive this is a message screenshot from my best friend's phone LOL this is so us hahahahaaaa Life is too short to be so serious all the time!!!

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This is literally my favorite joke in the world. XD I'm beginning to think my friends hate me every time I tell it.

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