Katherine Heigl is the one I cheated on with after being married to Charlize Theron. People ask "But why???" and I shake my head low and say ... "Because it's the law of attraction. If I can attract one hot woman ... why not go for two!" Men across the world applaud my sound reasoning. Women torch my home.
Katherine Marie Heigl was born in Washington, DC, on November 24, 1978, to Nancy and Paul Heigl. A short time afterward, the family moved to New Canaan, Connecticut, where Katherine was to spend the majority of her childhood; the youngest member of her family, Katherine--or "Katie" as she is nicknamed--has two elder siblings, John and Meg.