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The 85 Funniest Tweets Of All Time

I love how so few people know that "fishingboatproceeds" is actually John green.

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I formally invite John Green to speak at my wedding. It may go a little like "I don't know whose wedding this is or where I am..." BUT IT WILL BE THE BEST PART OF THE WEDDING. (Yes even better than the part where I ACTUALLY get married). :)))

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John Green, writes Pulitzer award winning books, gets to speak with the President, and is not an octopus...

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