lol so true! Mexican girl problems<--Uhhh, no. Not just you. Irish girls start snow white, then go to sickly but still alive white, then go to "Hey, look, I actually have a skin tone!" to pink to RED. And tans DONT. HAPPEN.
Every summer I have to tell thus repeatedly to all my friends and family who CAN tan I'm pale then I burn and peel then go right back to pale. I'll skip the painful part and just stay pale. Saves a lot of time. Lol