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I got this book in 1994 from my parents Liberal friends. I don't remember paying much attention to it, or really reading it much. About to go read it!!

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""Always be positive!" *Trips down stairs* Me: Woo, I got down those stairs fast!"

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Can You Make It Through This Post Without Saying "Awww"?

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"I'm homeschooled, so there's not much you can ground me from. So you know what my parents grounded me from? Cereal. They grounded me from cereal."

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Omg this one I may have laughed a little too much

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*inhales deeply* THERE'S AN INFESTATION IN MY MIND'S IMAGINATION I HOPE THEY CHOKE ON SMOKE CUZ I'M SMOKING THEM OUT THE BASEMENT. THIS IS NOT RAP THIS IS NOT HIP-HOP, JUST ANOTHER ATTEMPT TO MAKE THE VOICES STOP. RAPPIN TO PROVE NOTHIN JUST WRITING TO SAY SOMETHING CUZ I WASN'T THE ONLY ONE WHO WASN'T RUSHIN TO SAY NOTHIN. THIS DOESN'T MEAN I LOST MY DREAM, IT'S JUST RIGHT NOW I'VE GOT A REALLY CRAZY MIND TO CLEAN!!!!!!!!!

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I wish I could do this but I live in Texas. No snow here.

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"I got fired today. A customer threw an item at me and I threw it back."

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