LMAO I don't know why this made me laugh so hard
I hope this ruins romance novels for everyone now
Something strange happened at Starbucks
Does anyone know CPR?
Loʟ; ɞuţ I ţһouɢһţ ţһє ҡєʟνıň sċѧʟє ɰѧs usєԀ ţo mєѧsuяє ţһıňɢs ѧɞňoяmѧʟʟʏ ʟoɰ ţһєяєғoяє ıţ ɰouʟԀ ɞє ѧ ċoʟԀ ѧʟɞum ňoţ ѧ һoţ oňє. Tһє moяє ʏou ҡňoɰ ɞяo (☆^ー^☆)
-@gmx0 #BaptistMemes #Rapture
Family Guy Work Humor
awesome Fries before guys?? Bruh, I be like, all foods before dudes. by http://dezdemonhumoraddiction.space/humor-quotes/fries-before-guys-bruh-i-be-like-all-foods-before-dudes/
British guy trying to ask me out: "when are you free?" Me: "I'm American. I'm always free." #foreveralone
Math Humor- We found the guy in your algebra problem that can never have enough watermelons!