British guy trying to ask me out: "when are you free?" Me: "I'm American. I'm always free." #foreveralone

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Me: *I will not be awkward today* Person: Hey! Me: Good thanks!

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Math Humor- We found the guy in your algebra problem that can never have enough watermelons!

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Loʟ; ɞuţ I ţһouɢһţ ţһє ҡєʟνıň sċѧʟє ɰѧs usєԀ ţo mєѧsuяє ţһıňɢs ѧɞňoяmѧʟʟʏ ʟoɰ ţһєяєғoяє ıţ ɰouʟԀ ɞє ѧ ċoʟԀ ѧʟɞum ňoţ ѧ һoţ oňє. Tһє moяє ʏou ҡňoɰ ɞяo (☆^ー^☆)

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