LMAO I don't know why this made me laugh so hard
This is adorable :)
Yeah arsehole neighbours! How come you two skanks have still hot all your teeth?!
ME: "Here's 100 memes!" YOU: White guy blinking meme
I don't wear makeup because I'd rather the guy be shocked when I put it on, rather than when I take it off....
Does anyone know CPR?
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The Humor Train
"Just stopped at the drug store. Bought a bag of chips, a chocolate bar, a bag of Swedish fish, a box of tampons and a box of midol. The guy who rang me up just looks at me a goes "I'm sorry""