The irony is, whomever you present this little trinket of awesome to is going to rip your head off as soon as the meaning sets in. Still, it's so flippin' clever and amusing, the resultant shouting match, firing, divorce, or trip to the ER will
I'm mena, my real name I'm Ximena but call me that and I won't hesitate to kill you. I'm 19 almost 20. I'm single. Lesbian. Flirt. My job is at a club. I play bass and scream. "Im not a baker, I won't sugar coat anything" I'm honest. I will say anything.