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Thanks to working in a Call Center, Retail, Serving and Patient Access  for helping me perfect my butt kissing voice!

Thanks to working in a Call Center, Retail, Serving and Patient Access for helping me perfect my butt kissing voice!

 this one is for you! You are hilarious thinking you know all about us... We laugh at your uneducated, ignorant trolling ass ALL THE TIME!!!!! Thank you for the entertainment you give us all!! But seriously, get your own life! Time to focus on trying to be a good coparent instead of trying to worry yourself with our relationship!

this one is for you! You are hilarious thinking you know all about us... We laugh at your uneducated, ignorant trolling ass ALL THE TIME!!!!! Thank you for the entertainment you give us all!! But seriously, get your own life! Time to focus on trying to be a good coparent instead of trying to worry yourself with our relationship!

I did all of the above, which makes me feel weirdly human

I did all of the above, which makes me feel weirdly human

Finally got rid of Steve, it was a Long 8 years of hell. Dick!

Finally got rid of Steve, it was a Long 8 years of hell. Dick!

Genius | 21 Dumb Joke Texts That Are Actually Hilarious

Should have seen it coming.

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