This will be me in college. Prepare yourselves professors, I will be visiting you in a short amount of time of 2 years =)

This will be me in college. Prepare yourselves professors, I will be visiting you in a short amount of time of 2 years =)

Muah! That bitch's name would be Karma ❤ there's no love there...she's nothing but a homewrecking skank, and always will be

Muah! That bitch's name would be Karma ❤ there's no love there...she's nothing but a homewrecking skank, and always will be

If I live, I can sue and get my college paid for, if I die I die, either way it's a win win situation

If I live, I can sue and get my college paid for, if I die I die, either way it's a win win situation

I have a foreign college professor that once said "son of a shit" XD

I have a foreign college professor that once said "son of a shit" XD

"Write Drunk. Edit Sober. Read Out Loud.  By far the best advice any college professors ever given me"

"Write Drunk. Edit Sober. Read Out Loud. By far the best advice any college professors ever given me"

Being a dick won't make yours any bigger.

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