I have heard this before, but if you say beautiful model's house. Then it would be a great pickup line!

Double joke…

I have heard this before, but if you say beautiful model's house. Then it would be a great pickup line!

If ugliness were measured in bricks, you would be the Great Wall of China.

If ugliness were measured in bricks, you would be the Great Wall of China.

When snobs at school overhear my music: Eww, what  are you listening to??   Me: I know right! Your voice is awfully disturbing.

When snobs at school overhear my music: Eww, what are you listening to?? Me: I know right! Your voice is awfully disturbing.

"I own a bakery. Once I had a customer tell me to give her bread for free because she knew the owner if I didn't she'd get me fired. "I responded, I am the owner and I've never met you in my life " "

"I own a bakery. Once I had a customer tell me to give her bread for free because she knew the owner if I didn't she'd get me fired. "I responded, I am the owner and I've never met you in my life " "

I don't care if this song is from 40000bc it's good you jerk. We can't be friends anymore if you say that again.♡

I don't care if this song is from 40000bc it's good you jerk. We can't be friends anymore if you say that again.♡

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Hh - - Autocorrect Fails and Funny Text Messages - SmartphOWNED

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