The Definitive Ranking Of "Firefly" Episodes --> Honestly, a) it doesn't even matter because they definitely got the worst and best ones right, at least in my opinion, and b) I'M JUST SO HAPPY FIREFLY IS STILL TRENDING and I'll take any publicity ever. PS guys, the stupid Netflix episodes are still out of order and it's killing me.
“Shepherd Book: River? Please, why don’t you come on out? River: No, I can’t. Too much hair. Shepherd Book: Is that it? Zoë: Hell yes, preacher. If I didn’t have stuff to get done, Id’ be in there with her. Shepherd Book: It’s the rules of my order. Like the book, it symbolises.. Zoë: River, honey, he’s putting the hair away now. River: It doesn’t matter. It’ll still be there. Waiting.” — Firefly, episode 7, “Jaynestown”.