If a woman asks if she looks fat, it's not enough to say "no". You must also act very surprised ....
And I need a guy to do this with
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A little chunky! Working on it though. Lost 12lbs already!
Instant Six Pack
Sarcastic and blunt. Just look at that face. INTJ all the way.
ALWAYS! I think it's the biggest reason why I despise getting my hair cut and wait so long in between.
This is the life...
"As soon as someone invents a time machine, I'm going back to when being fat and pale was a sign of nobility"
"I hate shopping because it makes me feel like I'm fat, ugly, unfashionable and poor." Let's change that :-) | #hateshopping #fashion #clothing
How could they let him get so fat
The more you weigh the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe. Eat cake
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