I know you had lots of Birthday wishes yesterday, but who is thinking of you today? Me, that's who. Happy Belated Birthday.

I know you had lots of Birthday wishes yesterday, but who is thinking of you today? Me, that's who. Happy Belated Birthday.

LMAO -- LOVE IT!!      I was going to send you something hot and sexy for your birthday BUT the postman told me to take the stamp off my ass and get the fuck out of the postbox...

LMAO -- LOVE IT!! I was going to send you something hot and sexy for your birthday BUT the postman told me to take the stamp off my ass and get the fuck out of the postbox...

Happy Birthday Mom! Now that I'm older I wanna thank you for never leaving me in a shopping cart and running away. I know it was tempting.

Happy Birthday Mom! Now that I'm older I wanna thank you for never leaving me in a shopping cart and running away. I know it was tempting.

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