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I look pretty stunning for someone who will be sharing her bed with a pet tonight.
Funny Birthday Ecard: Congratulations on being born a long ass time ago.
I love saying things that are better left unsaid.
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LMAO -- LOVE IT!! I was going to send you something hot and sexy for your birthday BUT the postman told me to take the stamp off my ass and get the fuck out of the postbox...lmao..
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This is how I'm feeling 'bout my own birthday this year!