My aunt had something similar to this in a previous home. She had lots of grand kids and actually converted a large closet into bunk beds so they all had beds to sleep in. The kids actually fought over who got to sleep there!
Secret door... to a secret lab. with "schematics"... I don't know what schematics are but I want them... and a trap door. Leading into a marsh... of marshmallows... Could anyone really be mad at you for dumping you into a marsh of marshmallows?- Dane Cook