Welcome Just Don’t Expect Much Doormat / This “Welcome Just Don’t Expect Much” Doormat from High Cotton is a great way to make guests feel welcome while tamping down their expectations. http://thegadgetflow.com/portfolio/welcome-just-dont-expect-much-doormat/
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DIY neon typography doormat by Conversation Pieces (keeper of the enigmatic and intriguing Fox-Owl-Cat). I love (love!) this. Though I wonder whether I'd need it to say something as I left, rather than only on the way in (perhaps this is where the blue color-blocked doormat could come in?). But just a big, welcoming 'SQUEE' would be so fabulous!