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I realize we all grieve in our own way, ma'am, but the crematorium staff did not appreciate the fireworks you put in your late husband's pockets!


Me: My dog tho Best Friend: Your dog cowers in fear when fireworks happen. Me: ..... no she doesn't. *fireworks go off* Jemma: BORF WOOF RUFF BARK BARK Belle: *curls up in a ball and whines* Me: BELLE! BE A MAN!