One of my favorite quotes. 'Because every time I see you, you seem to go out of your way to make me feel like a *complete* idiot. And you really needn't bother. I already feel like an idiot most of the time anyway.'
.. (regarding the blue soup) Bridget: How's it look? Mark: Uh, great. It's, um, blue. Bridget: Blue? Mark: No, but, blue is good. If you ask me there isn't enough blue food. Bridget: Oh, shit! It must be the string. Mark: Oh, it's string soup?