Five facts you might now know about woodstock - 4. Woodstock is a multi-talented bird. From mechanic to secretary, trivia-whiz to head Beagle Scout member, Woodstock is one highly intelligent and athletic bird. A flawless whistler, Woodstock is also an extremely skilled bridge player. And while he enjoys skating and ice hockey, Woodstock is a terrible football player (try as he might, his wings just aren’t big enough to catch the ball).