I'm always on your side, Dad. Always, even when I shouldn't be. But I'm sick of it. Get your shit together before it's too late! I don't care if you and Mom never say another kind word to each other, but I'm sick and tired of parenting you both. I'm a fucking kid! I don't know what I'm doing half the time. But I do know this: if you keep cracking jokes, and taking another drink, and pretending that life is one big stupid party, you. will. miss. everything.