"And then he will turn out to be in love with someone else and you'll have to let him go... and it'll hurt like hell and you pray that she won't hurt him. But it's her who makes him happy not you. So you say goodbye to the best thing to ever happen to you."
So my best friend sent me this earlier. She never does deep emotional announcements or signs of affection. I was quite touched with the words, and then she told me it was because she could share her toilet humour with me. "True love is not having to hold your farts in anymore."