So I sent this to my friend and he was like "yeah I know him." And then he said 'at first I thought you were asking me out" it was so funny you should so try texting this to someone.
Strangest pick up line, tumblr funny
When someone I hate asks me why I'm so quiet around them. "Well, you can't plan a murder out loud."
That's how you ask someone out like a boss (; this would be appropriate to ask me to cg ball lol
One time someone mentioned me "getting a boyfriend" one day and I was so fucking confused, then I realised and I just nodded (totally wasnt about to ask why they said boyfriend.. haha nope)
This was better in 2015 because it's more common for someone to ask what youre doing in 5 years not 3
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It's wierd but I wouldn't mind if someone would ask me out like this
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