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Anthony Jeselnik gets it so right. Amen amen hallelujah.

Anthony Jeselnik quote on bad news -

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The world is full of horrible things that will eventually get you and everything you care about. Laughter is a universal way to lift your head up and say, not today you bastards. Jeselnik's Jezebels

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"Think of how intelligent the average person is. That means that half of all the people you deal with are dumber than that." - George Carlin I also like to add "And yet they make so many decisions for so many people smarter than them."

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"...they all write down the same thing: "My thoughts and prayers". Do you know..." - Anthony Jeselnik [1366x867]

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