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19 Photos That Will Make Any Retail Worker Stop, Close Their Eyes, And Take A Deep Breath
Oh Karen, you're leaving? Whatever will I do? :(
everything happens so much
this fantastic piece by Mallory Ortberg called “Male Novelist Jokes”
Time passed explained by an alternate time unit
Time passed explained by an alternate time unit
So many of posts say alternate universe AU but really they just mean "hey here's a situation" to me alternate universe means it can happen in rmthis universe.
That’s actually one of the nicer memories from my childhood. When our parents tucked us in to bed, they would lay over us (over the covers) and smoosh us!
Idk who hans christian andersen is but it still applies b if you ever want to cry face down in the dirt too come and cry face down on my chest instead because dirt is not clean