V: Here is my favorite painting created by my favorite artist, Salvador Dali. I stole this painting from the Norsefire storage facility. Dali was a surrealist painter warping and dismantling the conventional notions of artistic expression, an anarchist of illustration.
Worries that he might die before wife Gala, corrupted Dali, signing work not even conceived by him & - unbeknownst to Dali - Gala commissioned forgers to copy his signature onto blank sheets of paper onto which prints appeared. In the end, Dali died 7yrs after Gala, quite miserable; They'd bickered but he found living without her impossible & took to staying in her bed, to which he in a depressive state, he at one point set fire. He then starved himself to death.